I must find a way to spring-clean my mind
And strive to achieve a more efficient kind!
It has become an utmost necessary chore;
All mental debris immediately must go
To make space for best thoughts to store!
Must delete old informational clutter,
Store only the data that really matter!
Keep it tidy, well aired and sanitised
And its House Rules revolutionise.
Sweep up useless old, broken thoughts,
And repair those that are lame and tired.
Swiftly abort negative thought-train
And strive for a positive one to attain!
Place ‘Pending’ in my cleared mind’s full view
Prioritise the most viable, and ASAP DO!
Then, thoughts that are most worthwhile:
Review, re-analyse, re-sort and re-file!
The filing system for my thoughts and ideas:
A – amusing, attractive, arresting, anxious, annoying, awful
B – brilliant, beautiful, bad, brave, bold, brutal, bright
C – charming, cheerful, creative, crazy, clear, chaotic, curious
D – deep, daring, dark, dangerous, dull, depressing, dumb
E – excellent, evolving, enchanting, entertaining, energising
F – feeble, foolish, fantastic, frustrating, funny, flimsy, fleeting
G – gay, great, gloomy, generous, gruesome, gleeful, grumpy
H – happy, humorous, horrid, hasty, heavy, harmful, hopeless
I – intelligent, interesting, inspiring, innocent, intriguing
J – judgemental, jumbled, jovial, just, jealous, justifying
K – kind, kinetic, knowledgeable, kosher
L – logical, lovely, loving, lousy, lame, lucid
M – miserable, mad, mean, muddled, manipulative
N – nice, negative, novel, nauseating, noble, nasty, narcissistic
O – optimistic, original, ongoing, organised
P – positive, precious, persistent, pretty, petty, pleasing
Q – quality, queer, quirky, quarrelsome, quiet, quizzical
R – rational, realistic, rare, rash, rude, rusty, roaming, rapid
S – serious, surprising, silly, sudden, slow, startling, sweet, smart
T – terrifying, tragic, tender, trifle, torturous, tired
U – ugly, unusual, unexpected, unsettling, useful
V – vain, vehement, varied, vicious, vile, vexing, vapid
W – witty, weird, wonderful, wistful, whimsical, wishful
X – xenophobic
Y – yearning, ‘’oung at heart’, yucky, yuppy
Z – zany, zealous, zinger, zombie-like, zippy